Here are a few of the new and improved Pearl features and upgrades:
*now comes in sans sequin and sans apricot-sized-abscess model!
*new three to four inch incision at base of neck, complete with stitches and surgical tape.
*two drain tubes sprouting from incision site.
*handy snap up purse to hold drain bulbs at ends of tubes with saucy over-the-shoulder straps.
*ankle bracelet name tag.
*Long term IV insertion in left arm, plus countless meds, fluids and nutrition being dumped in daily... comes complete with 35 lb mobile IV stand.
*three inch incision on tummy, plus an all-new gastrostomy draining/feeding tube just to the right of site (model shown here with newborn sized diaper at end of tube to catch the various fluids and yuk draining from a veeeery empty tummy).
Act fast to get yours now, many features will not be available for long! But wait...if you order today you can also have the special "Million Dollar Toddler" option package that comes complete with insurance busting health care bills, Premiums and monster deductibles. You know ya wanna!