Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Two of Them
Monday after picking up Birdie from pre-school, we headed out to the local video store to rent a few kid vids and get something for me... preferably something mindless and fluffy.
Hello Bandidas, you'll do nicely. What can I say? Steve Zahn makes me laugh.
As I was making my selection, LaLa, clutching her copy of Angelina Ballerina to her bosom, catches sight of a DVD on the rack. The primary figure on the box was a curvy woman dressed in a blue string bikini. LaLa starts to chortle and loudly announces that...
"Hers a NEKKID BUMMIE!"
Two yards away, the girl restocking the PS2 games starts snickering. I look over and explain to LaLa that she is wearing a swim suit, but yes, she might as well be "nekkidbummie" which is the Chaos household term for any state of undress that you may not leave the house in. Usually denoting nakedness, but not exclusive to complete nudity.
LaLa, unimpressed with my explanation realizes that there is yet another bikini clad beauty pictured on the box, just not as prominently. She starts loudly cackling and hollers...
"TWO! Theys TWO nekkid bummies on dith movie!! AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"
The store employee ducks behind the nearest display rack, snorting with laughter. I make my selection a little faster than usual and we are outta there.