Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Two of Them


Monday after picking up Birdie from pre-school, we headed out to the local video store to rent a few kid vids and get something for me... preferably something mindless and fluffy.

Hello Bandidas, you'll do nicely. What can I say? Steve Zahn makes me laugh.

As I was making my selection, LaLa, clutching her copy of Angelina Ballerina to her bosom, catches sight of a DVD on the rack. The primary figure on the box was a curvy woman dressed in a blue string bikini. LaLa starts to chortle and loudly announces that...

"Hers a NEKKID BUMMIE!"

Two yards away, the girl restocking the PS2 games starts snickering. I look over and explain to LaLa that she is wearing a swim suit, but yes, she might as well be "nekkidbummie" which is the Chaos household term for any state of undress that you may not leave the house in. Usually denoting nakedness, but not exclusive to complete nudity.

LaLa, unimpressed with my explanation realizes that there is yet another bikini clad beauty pictured on the box, just not as prominently. She starts loudly cackling and hollers...

"TWO! Theys TWO nekkid bummies on dith movie!! AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"

The store employee ducks behind the nearest display rack, snorting with laughter. I make my selection a little faster than usual and we are outta there.

6 comments:

Blogarita said...

Just looking at Steve Zahn makes me laugh!

JD said...

I love the word nekid in any post. Cute little LaLa.

Fantastagirl said...

But mama, she's right!

Mama D said...

That's a fantastic story.

I agree with LaLa. There are entirely TOO many nekkid bummies on the covers of videos. They obviously should put them up higher.

elizasmom said...

I LOVE Steve Zahn. He's one of those people I'll watch in just about anything. How was Banditas?

As for LaLa, she is right on. Too funny.

We call it "Nudie" at our house, and whenever Eliza is sans clothes, she waves her arms in the air and shouts, "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-deeeee!" And then she takes off with me running behind her on pee-patrol.

Suburban Gorgon said...

Bwaha hahahah! I love it. The Kraken showed me her "butt sheeks" with some glee a few days ago, fortunately in the privacy of our own home.