It is official now, in an even more official way than before... when it was merely, erm... unofficial. I have no couth and no defense for my lack... and no defense against laughing till I weep at posts like this.
WAIT! Very important! Get up and go pee before you read it.
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I'm sad to say that I know the exact device he was referring to, and the descriptions of his offending nose hair hits close to home as well. I must be getting old, the barber now trims my ear hair.
thank you for the warning to go pee first - I would have peed my pants.
OH my GOSH!! I laughed until I cried. And unfortunately didn't take your advice on using the facility before hand. Have to go CHANGE!!
I didn't have to pee...but I picked a booger in preparation.
Geez, is that a hint?
I hate nose hair.
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