Wow... this whole experience has kicked my trash from here to kingdom come, and while I feel svelte and slender post-c-sec-baby, apparently I look as preggo as ever. I kid you not. Everybody says so, at least those that haven't had a heads-up that the baby is already sucking oxygen.
My MCL is stable and undamaged, but the rehab of my knee and whole freaking body is gonna have to wait, and will be a long, careful process. So I will get to stay looking pregnant for the next couple of months. Yay.
And what the shmellman kind of sadist doctor thinks that shaving a girls nether regions, slicing her open and then using TAPE to patch her up is a good idea? Stubble and tape... down there? This is the real reason ya need the good drugs post-op... not so much the pain, just the agony of the re-growth enhanced with tape. Am deeply regretting my poor reactions to virtually all the "good drugs," Motrin is not cutting it.